Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Hmmm... interesting Maxim. Somehow your list of everything 'dumb' about baseball is really everything I love about baseball.

http://www.maximonline.com/DumbThingsBaseballFansGetExcitedAbout/articles/1/6756.aspx

Trivia? Guys who throw peanuts? The YMCA by the grounds crew? Proposals! C'mon now. You mean people actually go just to watch the game? Well those people are missing out.

What you should really mention is the Smile Cam. Way worse than the kissing shots. Especailly when you're losing and it's people looking PO'ed in the middle of a mouth. And trivia? HA. What about that dumb subway race they show on the big screen? Or which cup is the ball under? Now THATS dumb.

I also hate people who leave before the game is over. Traffic Schmraffic. It's not about the fireworks, dumby.

warning

I have some serious cranky pants on today. serious.

This is what happens when I reload Scrabbulous into my life

AS: et is not a word
AS: i think.. next time i'm playing a challenge game
AS: and just revoking every word he puts down
HJ: lol
AS: aw? de?
AS: these ar e noises
AS: not words!!!
HJ: carlo tried to use EW and UGH on me
HJ: i was like, nuh uh
AS: it's nto right
HJ: nto?????
HJ: or not
HJ: i'm confused!
HJ: mostly i think you need to finish your turn
AS: im doing it right now lady
AS: not
AS: your turn
AS: game on
AS: OE!
AS: c'mon now.
HJ: dude, scrabulous accepted
...
AS: well, i stand corrected
AS: scrabble.com feels oe is a word
HJ: thank you, scrabble.com
AS: and et
AS: is the past tense of eat
AS: f this
AS: i hate scrabble.com
HJ: lol
HJ: anne!
HJ: didn't you use RAX
HJ: c'mon now
AS: haha
AS: yes, but not intentioanly, i assumed it would deny
AS: who knew it meant to stretch out
AS: i guess, my vocab is expanding
AS: i am so throwing et all over the place
AS: 'i already et'
AS: WHO WOULD SAY THAT!
...
AS: see i think scrabble.com is confused
AS: it says "de" "of, from"
AS: but this is not french
AS: thsi is english
AS: then it says -- used in names
AS: !?
AS: so it's legal?
AS: i'm so baffled

Golf? what? Dude, add them to your vocab, 'et' 'oe' 'de.' Spread it around like wild fire. Hmmm yep, who got that weird reference?